Watch this baby Cubs fan devour a pear in the way you wish you could

For some reason, 'civilized society' doesn't think it's okay to shove your face directly into your food in gluttonous delight. This Cubs fan baby, spotted during Chicago's 6-5 win over the Pirates, took a page out of Sum41's playbook and decided not to become another casualty of society: They were going to eat this pear however they pleased.

The move seemed to stun the broadcast team into a jealous silence, for that is surely the best way to eat.