On Star Wars Night at Safeco, Darth Vader served up the King's Court honorary turkey leg
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... unless, of course, it's Star Wars Night, like it was during Saturday's game against the Brewers. In that case, the role of "Safeco Field executive chef" will be played instead by Darth Vader in a chef's hat and a lightsaber, because of course.
While we could quibble with the fact that Darth Vader would never be caught with a blue lightsaber -- the color of a Jedi guardian -- we'll instead point out that the winner of said turkey leg was a man in a Chewbacca costume, and his victory was richly deserved.