Let's break down Ichiro's reunion press conference with the Mariners

By now you know that the most beloved player of our generation, Ichiro Suzuki, has returned to the team where it all began. After a rash of injuries to their outfield squadron, the Mariners brought buckets of glee to the baseball world and the city of Seattle by bringing back the Japanese legend.
The introductory (re-introductory?) press conference was potentially the most surreal, heartwarming and captivating moment of the baseball offseason. Check the video at the top of the page for our breakdown of the proceedings.