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You know when you're at the gym and the weights you use aren't available? There's some dude who's got them stockpiled up along with a bunch of others, staring into the mirror, making faces, slugging protein, grunting, slugging some more protein, grunting again and never putting the weights back so you can use them?
Just bring your dog to the gym. Lift your dog. And knock out some squats.