Have $7.55 million? You could buy Zack Greinke's Southern California home, which is an absolute dream

Envy is a strong feeling, sometimes, even though it does none of us any good to be envious of others. 
With that in mind, we wanted to point out that Zack Greinke recently listed his former home in Studio City (right outside Los Angeles) for $7.55 million. Yes, that's a lot of money. Inflated California real estate prices aside, though, this house might actually be worth that much if you take into consideration just how totally incredible it looks.
This article from the Los Angeles Times lays it out with more than 50 detailed, color photographs detailing some of the house's splendor, which include:
A home theater
A gym
A wet bar
Chef's kitchen
Seven bedrooms
Pool
Hot tub
Putting green
A guest house in the backyard accessible via a bridge
An outdoor shower by the pool
And so on. You get the idea.
Sure would be nice, wouldn't it?