Will Willians Astudillo ever strike out?
MILWAUKEE, WI - JULY 03: Willians Astudillo #64 of the Minnesota Twins grounds into a fielder's choice in the fourth inning against the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park on July 3, 2018 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)
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But that's not even the most fascinating aspect of Astudillo: He treats strikeouts with the kind of disdain others have for pineapple on pizza.