Make your dreams come true by becoming the next Nationals Racing President

Ever dreamed of becoming a Founding Father and/or leader of the free world? Limited by your being alive in the 21st century and lacking the political abilities to win an election? Well, you're in luck as the Nationals are looking for a new Racing President. All you have to do is meet a few qualifications. Namely, be between 5-foot-7 and 6-foot-6, be able to carry a 50 pound costume and sign legislation. Or, more likely, have the ability to run from center field to first base. 
You'll also need to be able to handle WWE-take downs from The Great Emancipator himself, Abraham Lincoln.

Best of luck, you American dreamers.