9 days until Spring Training: Which Yankees player would look best with a beard?

Spring Training is less than a month away! Let us keep you company until the first pitcher-and-catcher workouts on Feb. 18 with a team-by-team countdown of reasons to get excited for the 2016 MLB season. Today: The New York Yankees.
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What if we stepped into a "Twilight Zone"-esque alternate universe where all our expectations were flipped? Up is down, day is night and the New York Yankees had a rich and storied history of facial hair. Would A-Rod rock a Generation-X goatee? Would Mark Teixeira take mustache inspiration from "Deadwood?" In that bizarro-world, which Yankee would look the best with a beard?<o:p>
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