You'll never feel more uncoordinated than when you watch these bat trick videos

Strength. Agility. Speed. Hand-eye coordination. A sense of rhythm and flow. These are all things that athletes and dancers possess in abundance. Now add in the ability to hit a baseball? That's just unfair. 

Except for Massachusetts athletic trainer Johnny Burke, who recently posted these four impressive bat tricks:  

That shouldn't be possible. The human body isn't supposed to do things like that.

In a previous era, Burke would be called a sorcerer, a demon, a creature of myth like a werewolf or Bill Murray. Today, he's celebrated, leading to this recreation from Michelle Beadle of SportsNation: 

Nailed it! RT @SportsNation: We asked Beadle to re-create an epic bat trick. Her version is epic in it's own way https://t.co/3mVwGLSyGe

- Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) July 21, 2014

Sadly, even that's better than I can do.