Gerrit Cole held on to his childhood Yankees sign for 18 whole years
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Eric Chesterton
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Hitting a piñata is hard, even if you've spent your entire life training for it
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Eric Chesterton
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Please let Pete Alonso, one-man quote machine, narrate my entire life
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Eric Chesterton
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I'm turning this into the new line dance craze at the next wedding I go to
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Eric Chesterton
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Why is this polar bear running around a baseball field?
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Eric Chesterton
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The only way to announce you've written a memoir titled "Big Sexy" is by reading it on the treadmill
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Eric Chesterton
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The new Mona Lisa is a baseball player reclining on the dugout steps
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Eric Chesterton
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This simple wooden stool is the only thing that can stop the Astros offense
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Eric Chesterton
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Naps might be the secret to this slugger homering in the postseason
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Andrew Mearns
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The only thing worth diving into trash for is a posteason home run ball
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Eric Chesterton
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Anthony Rizzo kept playing for the Cubs despite an ankle that looked like an eggplant
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Eric Chesterton
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Pain is temporary, but looking like the Terminator is forever
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Eric Chesterton
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This is the proper way to deal with big bad bullies
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Matt Monagan
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The Mets hit so many homers that they broke their home run sculpture
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Eric Chesterton
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A reminder that post-surgery photos are incredibly gross but also metal as heck [WARNING: GRAPHIC]
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Eric Chesterton
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Brian Moran secured bragging rights for life in his MLB debut by striking out his little brother
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Andrew Mearns
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Watching this slide nearly gave me a damn heart attack
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Chris Landers
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Watch a group of professional athletes flee in terror from a single runaway squirrel
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Eric Chesterton
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