The Portland Sea Dogs will become the Maine Whoopie Pies for one game this year
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Michael Clair
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There is such a thing as working out too much and now it's staring right at me
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Michael Clair
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Every MLB mascot, ranked by the ease with which I could trash them in a fight
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Chris Landers
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If you have a baseball team, it should have a live mascot
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Chris Landers
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I hate Star Wars but Baby Yoda is the cutest thing I've ever seen
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Matt Monagan
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The Phillie Phanatic looks alarmingly comfortable bursting forth from a man's bellybutton
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Adrian Garro
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Don't lose your keys around Ronald Acuña Jr. unless you want to be humiliated
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Adrian Garro
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30 years ago, Tommy Lasorda got a mascot ejected for napping on his dugout
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Eric Chesterton
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In hindsight, maybe challenging Vladimir Guerrero Jr. to a mascot Home Run Derby was a mistake
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Adrian Garro
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Do you think this dog dressed up as the Phillie Phanatic knows it's actually in a bird costume?
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Adrian Garro
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Wait, I'm sorry, the Phillie Phanatic is supposed to be a bird?
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Michael Clair
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Bryce Harper continued his courtship of the Phanatic with a wonderful headband
By
Eric Chesterton
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Robin Lopez's neverending mascot crusade has set its sights on Oakland's Stomper
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Chris Landers
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