The Rangers celebrated Bartolo Colon's 45th birthday by smashing his face into a cake
Unless you were off the internet today (what else is there to do? what do you do?), you probably knew it was
Birthdays get better with age...and cake. #BigSexy
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) May 24, 2018
📽️: @LinoDeShields' Instagram pic.twitter.com/mtP7Gtzf7Y
Hopefully Bart got to eat some of it, too. According to MLB.com's T.R. Sullivan, his teammates had been planning the surprise all along. A couple of them talked to Sullivan about whether they could last as long in the big leagues.
"I don't think I would be able to move,"
"It's hard to think about,"