A man boldly stood his ground against a giant, inflatable sea lion at the Phillies game
What would you do if a giant, inflatable sea lion, with no feasible control over any of its joints or movements, arose from the seat next to you at a baseball game and started wobbling unsteadily in the aisle? Like this:
Most of us, knowing what the Galapagos Gang mascots are capable of, would run for the parking lot and never look back. But this man, during the Phillies' 5-1 win over the Braves on Tuesday, refused to leave his seat. He stared directly at the beast and laughed in its face until it waddled away.
Do your worst, Sid the Sea Lion.
A role model for all human beings.