Are Paul Goldschmidt and Stephen Cardullo the same person split into two?

"Science" says that the odds of having a real-life doppelganger are one-in-a-trillion. Shows what science knows. Because during the D-backs' 11-4 victory over the Rockies on Tuesday night, Paul Goldschmidt and Rockies rookie Stephen Cardullo were revealed to be exact duplicates of each other. 
Consider: 
- They each play baseball
- They're each over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds.
- JUST LOOK AT THE PHOTO EVIDENCE:

So you really can be two places at once. pic.twitter.com/rYwZPUrfJV

— Cut4 (@Cut4) September 14, 2016

What more do you possibly need for proof? Of course, they might not be doppelgangers, but instead be the result of secret "Stranger Things"-esque government experiments, but by even mentioning that possibility, I've said too much.