Don't worry, Astros fans -- Orbit wrote a note to get you out of work

If you're an Astros fan, you're probably coming up with a number of excuses to get out of work for Monday's possible clinching Game 4 at home against the Royals starting at 1 p.m. ET (12 p.m. local time).

Excuses like:

- I need a mental health day.

- My cat is sick. 

- I couldn't find my car in the mall parking lot.

- You won't believe this, but I actually got stuck in a time loop, so while it's Monday for you, it's still Sunday for me. See you tomorrow! 

Turns out, you can save those for your next unexcused absence, because Orbit's got you covered. After helping Carlos Gomez pick up a single in Houston's 4-2 victory on Sunday, Orbit took to Twitter to give everyone a convenient out. 

As if you really needed an excuse to ditch work and come to the game tomorrow, I've got you covered! #HustleTown pic.twitter.com/8omQ7iyRGt

- Houston Astros Orbit (@OrbitAstros) October 12, 2015

I mean, what boss could possibly see a hand-signed note from Orbit and say no? That would be unconscionable.  

Oh, and if you're a student? Don't worry -- Orbit's got you covered there, too.