Orbit set up a fortune-telling booth just so he could troll Mike Trout and the Angels
Sure, Orbit may seem like everyone's favorite furry green alien. He's constantly smiling, his likes include "hugs" and "high fives" and he's been known to shake it to Beyonce. What could be bad? Alas, as the Angels learned before their 10-7 loss to the Astros on Monday, beneath those adorable little baseball planets sticking out of his head lies the mind of perhaps the greatest troll this galaxy has ever seen.
To set the scene: While
Oh no, Albert Pujols was up next. Wait, Albert! It's a trap! He's just going to mock the improbability of you legging out a bunt single!
And finally, the coup de grace. A burn so ruthless, it stopped
Clearly this heel turn could only be the doing of evil twin Norbit and his dastardly eyebrows.