Mookie Betts robbed a HR, stole two bases on one pitch and hit a 3-run homer...in just two innings

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you definitive evidence that the Red Sox's rookie center fielder Mookie Betts is not of this world.

First, here he is robbing Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper of a would-be home run:

Did we mention he can run? Yeah, he can run. Watch him steal two bases on one pitch:

Bored by us mere mortals, Mookie decided he'd have some fun with the bat an inning later:

For the record, that was only the 11th time a player has stolen two bases in one play since 1915, and it's, like, maybe the third most remarkable thing Mookie Betts has accomplished this afternoon.