Matt Harvey, Noah Syndergaard and Jacob deGrom have some truly gnarly mustaches
The Mets lost both
Also, three of the gnarliest mustaches this side of Tom Selleck:
Maybe they're part of a new intimidation strategy. Or maybe the new facial hair looks, shown off during the Mets' Spring Training matchup against the Nationals on Saturday, are just the pitchers' respective entries in a contest to see who can grow the best, ahem, Metstache.
If that's the case, we simply can't decide.