Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez absolutely roasted these dancing bros at the Giants game

There's listening to your average baseball broadcaster, and there's listening to Keith Hernandez. You see, unlike other game callers, the Mets and Seinfeld legend doesn't always stick to what's happening on the field. He'll charge his car using the SNY truck, talk about his cat, will forget to silence his phone and will basically muse upon anything that enters his mind. He is a national treasure and should be regarded as such.

On Saturday, Hernandez's attention was drawn to some dudes hanging out on a boat and dancing, presumably hoping to get some romantic attention from the other boatgoers.

Asked for his take, Hernandez said simply, "I know those two don't have a chance."

Let's all listen to @keithhernandez roast some bros on a boat. pic.twitter.com/Q9i5i5yi7X

— Cut4 (@Cut4) July 21, 2019

Doesn't matter if those guys were wearing sunscreen, because they just got burned.