Unlike most players, Joey Votto spent his offseason trying to 'get fatter'
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"I tried to get fatter," Votto told reporters when he arrived for his physical on Sunday. "I succeeded at that apparently. We did all the testing, and I am fatter. I just wanted to take as much time away as I could and relax and really unwind. I felt like I needed it. Hopefully it pays off."
While Votto is already known for his trademark tapered pants, we're guessing that those will be just a bit more snug the first few weeks of Spring Training. But hey: Isn't that refreshing? At least one ballplayer spent his winter the way the rest of us did: Hiding inside and sneaking bonbons.
Sadly, the now-beefier Votto is no longer teammates with reliever