Jimmy Graham's Halloween costume would make Aaron Judge and Jose Altuve do a double-take
With all due respect to everybody else, it's over. The best Halloween costume of 2019 is here. I'm sure your inflatable dinosaur costume you bought online was great, don't get me wrong, but ...
Well, here is a photograph of 5-foot-6 Astros second baseman José Altuve next to 6-foot-7 Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge. Kind of.
OK. Full disclosure, that is not a photo of Judge and Altuve. It's actually Green Bay Packers tight end Jimmy Graham (who's 6-foot-7, just like Judge) and Packers assistant athletic trainer Nate Weir (who sure looks to be the same height as Altuve) re-creating this scene from the ALCS a week or so ago:
We can all stop competing for costume of the year because Jimmy Graham already won it. 😂
— Cut4 (@Cut4) October 28, 2019
(via @TheJimmyGraham) pic.twitter.com/xYb7yKBkSI
This is incredibly impressive work, from the poses to the hand gestures to the socks. And the arm bands! They didn't mess around.
All of it, 80-grade, inspired perfection.
Uncanny effort, all around.