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Is this baseball robot the MVP of the future?

Researchers at Tokyo's University of Electro-Communications have unveiled a robot capable of playing baseball ... kind of. The miniature humanoid swings at a variety of pitches with a fan-shaped bat, improving its performance over time.

The concept of a robot that can play baseball is not unique -- far from it, in fact. For instance, eight years ago, Hiroshima University constructed a bot that could hit pitches at speeds approaching 190 mph. Here's what's unique about this new model: its artificial cerebellum. With a processing power equivalent to 100,000 neurons (think lobster brain), this complex software and hardware enable it to learn from experience.

The possibility remains incredibly remote, but our inner high-concept 80's movie fans want to know: should robots be allowed in the Majors? We've outlined the pros and cons of the issue below.

Pros Cons
No family makes traveling (and trades) painless Elopes with team's charter plane
Programmed never to brawl Bug in code causes all robots to brawl against all humans
Can calculate any statistic to the 100th decimal place Won't shut up about it
Base-running speeds no longer limited by puny human legs Groundskeepers must completely rebuild scorched infield after every hit
All this Gatorade is getting expensive Robot Gatorade is two parts rocket fuel, one part printer ink
No muscles to strain, no ACLs to tear, no arteries to clog, no bones to break "What is ... 'love?'"

-- Molly Fitzpatrick / MLB.com

(Image and video via Wired)