The Indians celebrated Corey Kluber's birthday in the best/worst way thanks to 'The Office'

Forget the candles, forget the presents and skip the party: When it's your birthday, all you want is people to acknowledge it. After dominating for eight innings against the Tigers on Monday, Corey Kluber turned 32 on Tuesday. So, the Indians acknowledged it. Literally, that's all they did: 

"What is that? It is your birthday (period)."

"It's a statement of fact."

"Not even an exclamation point?" pic.twitter.com/LGOO7x0fqX

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) April 10, 2018

For those unaware, this is a reference to "The Office." We're just wondering where the carpet-matching balloons are.