Exceedingly chill dog at Giants game takes his owner's skateboard for a spin

Typically, a dog's ballpark experience is confined to the basics: a nice nap in the afternoon sun, a quick meal and the occasional fedora. But for one intrepid pup at Monday's Brewers-Giants game, that wasn't enough -- all of the delicious hot dogs in the world could not encapsulate his chill. His name is Skateboard Dog, and he is a hero to us all:

The confidence to hop on a moving skateboard! The ability to actually ride it! The look back at his owner saying, "Can you keep up, please?" Clearly, this is a dog who has conquered all possible means of land travel. There's only one way to go from here: McCovey Cove kayak.