Big Papi received the most write-in votes in Boston's mayoral election

Nobody is sure of the exact tally, but David Ortiz apparently received the largest number of write-in votes in Boston's mayoral election this week.

Sure, he didn't end up winning, but let's think about it ... who else would be in Mayor Ortiz's cabinet? Perhaps former teammate Manny Ramirez? Maybe Bullpen Cop for chief of security? Kaz Uehara as head speechwriter?

Oh wait, Papi writes his own speeches: