Chase Utley's lumber thinks it's the other kind of bat, tries to fly away

Chase Utley's bat is just a piece of wood (whose English is presumably not great), so it's no wonder that when it heard itself described it thought, nocturnal mammal with wings. And on Monday night, the Phillies second baseman's lumber decided it was time to live as it was meant to live and tried to fly off into the night:

Darn, thought the bat as it fell to earth, I'm the other one: