Jacob Nottingham breaks his own car windshield during BP, is not happy about it

You would think that batting practice, all things considered, is a pretty safe endeavor. Even the worst-case scenarios aren't so bad: Maybe you get something in your eye and swing and miss, or your dad's pitching and decides to brush you back, or you hit a ball into low orbit and break a windshield -- oh well, at least it's not your car. 
... unless, of course, you're Brewers prospect and dashing hair model Jacob Nottingham, and you happened to park within hitting range of home plate. In that case, well, it might in fact be your car.

Don't worry, Jacob -- you may not have a ride, but we hear there's a helicopter in the area we're sure you could use.