Jays fans want to keep David Price in Toronto so badly, they launched a website about it

When the Blue Jays traded for David Price in July, the good people of Toronto promptly lost their minds. Classes were disregarded. Standing ovations were given. There was popcorn. So, so much popcorn. 

From that point forward, the love affair only grew -- when Price wasn't being one of the very best pitchers in baseball and leading the Blue Jays to their first postseason appearance since 1993, he was bonding with his teammates and dragging emojis deep into the uncanny valley. So, now that Price is a free agent, it's only natural that Toronto is pretty committed to bringing their ace back. 

Just how committed, you ask? Committed enough to launch the website Any Price for David, in which Jays fans can fill out a form describing just what they'd give David Price if he signs on to stay in Toronto: "If David Price stays in Toronto, I, [INSERT NAME], agree to [INSERT ACT OF KINDNESS]. For example: "If David Price stays in Toronto, I agree to take David Price golfing," or "If David Price stays in Toronto, I agree to cook my delicious pork adobo."

Our favorite thus far, though, has to be the following, which we swear is a real submission: "If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Felicia, agree to leave when someone says bye."

Will it actually work? Who knows. But we can say one thing for certain: Plenty of fans want their team to acquire David Price, but not just any team is willing to bribe David Price.