Despite the best efforts of the Cardinals infield, this Billy Hamilton grounder refused to roll foul
But for the times when going home-to-home in less than 14 seconds isn't enough of a cheat code, Hamilton also has the ability to control baseballs with his mind. Exhibit A: Tuesday night's game against the Cardinals.
Join us next time, when Hamilton will presumably have dispensed with making contact entirely and moved on to just stealing all four bases somehow. (Hey, don't put it past him.)