Rangers reward Adrian Beltre's two home runs by doing the thing he hates most in the world

The Rangers topped the Tigers, 10-5, on Saturday and Adrian Beltre, with a pair of two-run home runs, drove in four of those runs. As someone who individually accounted for 40 percent of his team's scoring output, you'd think his team would want to reward with something he, you know, enjoys …
And not the very thing he loathes in this world.

Alas, his teammates continue to celebrate Beltre with immersion therapy for his severe case of cranium-haphephobia. After Beltre's second homer of the game, the Rangers mobbed him at the dugout and went straight for his head.
Sure, it's out of love, but Adrian -- how do you feel about it?