A young fan in Baltimore acquired a baseball, but was ready to trade it for some chicken tenders

Everything is theoretically available for trade. This is what makes Mike Trout or Bryce Harper trade thought experiments so alluring -- sure, it won't happen. But, it could.
During the Orioles 12-3 win over the Tigers Sunday, a young fan showed that such a mindset is available even off the diamond.
That fan wound up with the ball that Nicholas Castellanos clobbered for the 500th hit of his career:

In the video above, he revealed that, although the ball was nice and all, a basket of crispy chicken tenders would be more than a fair return for his hard-won souvenir.