A Braves fan caught a Jay Bruce dinger in one hand, without spilling his beer in the other

It is a truism of logic that one cannot have one's cake and also eat said cake. The choice between having cake and eating it is often a difficult one, a choice one rarely enjoys making. Why can't we do both?
There is now hope for all those burdened with such paralyzing choices. Witness this fan catch Jay Bruce's home run from the 4th inning of Thursday's game against the Braves.

By catching a home run ball while maintaining the contents of his beer, this fan deals a serious blow to the popular notion that having cake and eating cake are mutually exclusive. Great discoveries are made by questioning long-held and unquestioned truths. Let this be the first questioning of the cake dilemma.