17 Cut4 posts that weren't published in 2016

Waking up to baseball from morning until night for six straight months is a boon. But sometimes, it means that there is just too much baseball for one website to cover. Usually this is for the best. Sometimes, though, gold may have slipped through these cracks.
In the interest of full disclosure, here are a few posts that sadly never saw the light of day:
- 10 players whose names sound the most made up
- You'll go wild for this compilation of Vin Scully burns
- The Blue Jays; in the style of an Alice Munro short story 
- Let's mash up Ichiro's greatest hits with some Death Cab for Cutie lyrics
- Bartolo Colon's Facebook Page: An investigative report
- Craig Counsell is the epitome of baseball: A think piece
- Five poems in the style of William Wordsworth about Rich Hill's curveball
- 10 times Mark Melancon got batters out by inducing weak contact
- Prepare to lose your mind with this definitive ranking of the best bunts from 2016
- 5 middle relievers whose shirsey you need to buy right now
- 10 photos of players that would look great in a pompadour
- Cheslor Cuthbert or Whit Merrifield: Which Royals player sounds most like a character from a Charlotte Bronte novel? 
- Eight pictures of Adonis García photoshopped onto a Greek Adonis
- Is Nomar Mazara a clone of Nomar Garciaparra? Scientists wonder
- This weird trick that Moms and Juan Uribe know
- Are we in the golden age of baseball-playing Brocks? 
- Seven bobbleheads that may actually be Voldemort's horcruxes 
Ah well. There's always next year.