You can't throw filthy video game pitches more ridiculous than Yu Darvish did against the Orioles

You know when you see a pitcher throw a pitch that makes you take a timeout and rewind the game/highlight just to check if what you saw was real?
We wouldn't blame you if a few of the pitches Yu Darvish threw at the Orioles on Tuesday night prompted such a reaction. 
This offering to Mark Trumbo is just ridiculous:

And this one, a bit later against Matt Wieters, had so much movement it should have come with a motion sickness warning: 

Darvish may have allowed three homers on the night and the Rangers may have lost the game, 5-1 (behind a brilliant Dylan Bundy), but don't let the box score keep you from fully appreciating Darvish's dastardly dealings.