Yoenis Cespedes might actually be showing up to Spring Training tomorrow in a monster truck

First came the custom three-wheeled Slingshot motorcycle:

Then came the Lamborghini:

Then came the bright red Alfa Romeo:

But while the rides Yoenis Cespedes has rolled out every day at Spring Training have had more than enough flash, they've lacked a certain ... power. Yo hit 35 dingers last season, after all, and even the nicest sports cars can't encapsulate a guy who can do this:

But don't worry, because it looks like he's going to change all that on Friday -- with a Jeep that may actually be a monster truck:

And, according to Alex Vega -- the mastermind behind all this vehicular madness -- Yo is far from done. 

We can only assume this means Cespedes is planning a motorized pirate ship with a parakeet on top.