The Dodgers have a new cheerleader and his name is Yasiel Puig
Few humans on this earth are capable of being all things to all people, but if there's anyone in baseball who can do it, it's Yasiel Puig. He's your friend, he's your coach, and now he's your cheerleader. Well, not your cheerleader, specifically, unless your name happens to be "Dodgers" or "Rams" (and in that case, we salute you for not changing it).
May we all bring the enthusiasm Puig has for Los Angeles-area sports to every aspect of our lives. And the pom poms. Let's all start carrying pom poms, too. What? They seem fun!
See? It's already catching on! Or, you know, you can do whatever this is: