Baseball's most muscular player finally hit his first big league home run

Welcome to In Short Order, a weekly look at all the baseball that I like and can't stop obsessing over. We'll mostly live at the edges of the game; at the intersection of the weird, the fun and the esoteric. Oh yeah, and hair.
Yandy Diaz has been one of the most confusing Indians youngsters. He's got more muscles than almost every player in the Majors, which is why his nickname is the Incredible Hulk.