Drop everything and watch this 1994 Mariners commercial starring knife-thrower Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson has accomplished a lot in his career. A Hall of Famer, he's also a five-time Cy Young Award winner who's racked up 4,875 career strikeouts and an MLB-record 10.6 strikeouts per nine innings. Once, he even hit a home run:

But his greatest accomplishment of all may not be any of those things. No, there's a strong possibility that it's actually his performance in this Mariners commercial from 1994, which (helpfully) is first in this compilation of classic Seattle ads:

This commercial has everything: A weird nickname, The Big Unit wearing a spangled vest with high waisted pants and genuine concern for the girl who's having knives thrown at her. After all, we all remember this: