Watch Matt Harvey get all doe-eyed while shopping for sneakers

Ever wondered what it's like to go sneaker shopping with Matt Harvey? Let your curiosity be sated. The folks over at Complex Magazine decided to do a little retail therapy with everyone's favorite pitcher-slash-fashion maven, and now you can get an up-close view at what sweet sneakers the pitcher is into.
Surrounded by stacks of shoes that were wrapped in clear cellophane as if they were meat at the deli counter, Harvey became particularly obsessed with a pair of Tar Heel-blue Air Jordans that he had stolen from him while he was in college at -- where else? -- North Carolina.
Harvey also revealed that he has designed his own custom cleats that he'll be unveiling on the field at the end of March, leading us all to wonder just what his shoe is going to look like. Personally, I'm hoping for giant Batman-esque boots that come complete with attachable mask, though that may not be realistic for on-field wear. 
Check out the video below and marvel at the sheer price of some of these sneaks. Given Harvey's all-black outfit and black winter cap, perhaps he was planning on burgling the place before the cameras started rolling.