King Felix lost all the water coolers in his kingdom to a Mariners' athletic trainer
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We know that Felix Hernandez is king of the mound and all that he surveys. Well … with one small exception -- the water coolers in the visitor's dugout at Minute Maid Park.
During Friday's 6-3 loss to the Astros, Hernandez thought Mariners athletic trainer Yoshihiro Nakazawa's hair looked a little dry. Nakazawa disagreed, and the incident quickly escalated into an aquatic war of attrition:
We assume King Felix ceded all the water coolers in the peace treaty.