Pedro Martinez thinks David Ortiz is ready for a comeback and knows a team that could use him

Since pretty much the moment David Ortiz's final game ended, Red Sox fans have speculated about his coming out of retirement. (That's what happens when you put up possibly the greatest swan song in history, after all.)
As his teammate for years and fellow curse-breaker-in-crime, Pedro Martinez knows Big Papi better than just about anyone. And while he's not claiming that Ortiz is planning a comeback, he is saying that he could if he wanted to. You know, hypothetically:

He later clarified that he was just speculating:

Cryptic tweets aside, however, Papi seems OK where he is: 

With rumor mills like this, who needs Hot Stove Season?