On National Hot Dog Day, help us decide the best way to eat a hot dog

Today is one of the most important days of the year. No, it's not July 4 or the anniversary of the day Cut4 was created by gremlins living in the Tropicana Field catwalk. It is ... National Hot Dog Day!
But before you head to the ballpark to stuff your faces full of franks, there's a crucial question that must be answered.