Are you as good at the MLB News Quiz as Giancarlo Stanton is at hitting home runs?

Here's an eclipse fact: When the sun is obscured in the middle of the day on Monday, it's not because the moon is passing in front of it. It's because all 45 of Giancarlo Stanton's home run balls have collected into a mass that is now slowly circling the Earth. He's hit so many dingers that they've become their own celestial body. 
OK, OK, fine -- that's not true. But maybe you'll be able to tell fact from fiction in this week's MLB News Quiz. Good luck: