The Albuquerque Isotopes put cotton candy on a burger and no one is safe

Just when you think there's an upper limit to the number of things Minor League teams can put on a burger -- seriously, an entire pizza? -- the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes come along and show you just how little you know.

Behold, the (weirdly appropriately named) Tumbleweed Burger:

We know what you're thinking, but hear us out: There is no more iconic combination than salty and sweet, and really, is cotton candy and a juicy burger so much different than, say, chocolate and peanut but-- hey wait, where are you going?