Mariners fan's beard is the kind of beard that should be taught in schools

A humble proposal:
We get the Astros' Mustache Man, who was taking in the game on Saturday ...

To team up with this Mariners fan watching Seattle take on Houston at Safeco Field on Wednesday night ...

And open up Beard University. Think about it -- who better to educate and inspire a new generation of beards and mustaches than two of the most majestic styles MLB ballparks have to offer? 
First lesson: How to grow a beard that inspires Vin Scully to wax poetic about the state of facial hair grooming in baseball.