Katie Nolan is trying to get David Ortiz a bench in the heart of Central Park

It's hard to choose a retirement gift, especially for someone who already has things like this:

Based on that hat alone, we can assume that every item of clothing Big Papi owns is thousands of times better than any present we could give him. He also has this adorable dog, so he doesn't need a puppy or anything:

Luckily, FOX Sports' Katie Nolan has come up with the perfect solution. On her show, "Garbage Time," she announced that she's trying to get a Central Park bench dedicated to David Ortiz, because "Ortiz spent his career bothering Yankee fans, and his gift should, too."

Plus, once Papi has a dedicated place to sit in Central Park, he'll have the perfect location for tea parties with Orbit and cookouts with the Gronkowski family.