Eduardo Escobar said goodbye to Twins fans with an amazing Photoshopped tweet

Lots of players say goodbye to their cities after they're traded or sign with a new team. Some leave a note on Twitter, while others take out an advertisement in the local paper. Nobody, and I mean nobody, does it like Eduardo Escobar. 
Traded to the D-backs on Friday for three prospects, Escobar said goodbye to the Twin Cities the only way a noted Nic Cage superfan could: With an absolutely absurd Photoshop. 
This one's got it all, and by that I mean a rainbow and a floating tuxedoed torso.

Sadly, Cage didn't make the cut. Maybe for the sequel.