David Ortiz now has his very own gate at Boston's Logan Airport

Getting through airport security is one of the most stressful things a person can do. Fortunately, Boston's Logan Airport now has given you a prize at the end of the shoes-off, laptop-out ordeal. If you fly out of Terminal C's Gate 34, you will now depart from David Ortiz's gate.
That's right: JetBlue has named one of its gates after the Red Sox slugger. Said Ortiz at the event where he was honored: 
''You mean I'm going to have my own gate at the airport?' You're (messing) with me, aren't you?''
Hopefully, the boarding area is now called the "on-deck circle," deplaning is a "walk-off" and when the captain says "prepare for take-off," he simply plays a clip of one of David Ortiz's deep flies.