Bryce Harper's hair is so fabulous that he uses two hair dryers to keep it in shape

Bryce Harper's hair is glorious, that's an undisputed fact. This is clearly a man who understands the importance of conditioner:

But how does he maintain it? Anyone with hair longer than a crew cut knows it takes some work. Luckily, we got some insight into the process thanks to Bryce's older brother Bryan:

Two hair dryers! Two! No wonder his hair seems to have anti-gravity properties: