Breaking: Albert Pujols' house features a home theater and a Mike Trout poster

Befitting a man who's in the middle of a 10-year, $240 million contract, Albert Pujols has a pretty sweet home -- and, now that he's put it on the market, the "Orange County Register" got to take a peek inside. It's got everything: Over 9,000 square feet, five bedrooms, a pool, a home theater and even a bar.
But in addition to all the standard "MTV Cribs" perks, there was something interesting: Next to the mirror in one of bathrooms, up on the wall, hangs a poster of Mike Trout. Which just goes to show that 1) athletes really are just like us, and 2) Mike Trout is so good that even future Hall of Famers dedicate shrines in his honor. But you know what they say: A friendship forged through spitballs is a sacred bond.